WE NEED NEW NEEDLES.

Forget the needles, I need new knees.

European radio story about 3rd gen matchmaker in Ireland who uses magic 100-yr-old notebook to record potential suitors details #faeriefolk

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exuberance!

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precipice

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fervor.

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tentative title for my memoir of the years I lived in Houston: ‘Desperate Youth, Bloodthirsty Babes & Grubby Paws’

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sometimes, looking at groups of teenagers, shining with bright youth and sparkling optimism, I just want to reach out and unplug them…

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oh god…elementary school open house in the burbs…white people everywhere! ahhh!!

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only way 2 survive zombiepocalypse is running away…makes me think my brother’s CrossFit mental illness may be not so crazy #endurance

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and by ‘zombiepocalypse’ I mean, of course, day-to-day life in the 21st century… #endurance

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#1 lesson learned from past 5 years of social networking websites…there are a surprising number of people WAY more arrogant than I am.

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5am…counting gobs of money that doesn’t belong to me…but listening to new YO LA TENGO promo makes everything ok…

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hey math nerds, xplain this equation…too many sleep aids (alcohol + tv + sex + beautiful weather) = no sleep at all…makes no sense to me

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cleaning up dinner (veggie chili), blasting TV ON THE RADIO…reminds me I forgot to give their cd to brother during OH trip last week

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hot wife has found the dress she wants for the wedding (11/15)…donations needed…http://tinyurl.com/dc4hlf

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Labor Day don’t mean a damn thing

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